This is making the rounds on the internet:
The American Medical Association has just weighed in on the new Obama health care proposals:
Allergists voted to scratch it.
Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling something good might come out
Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!”
Pediatricians replied, “Oh, grow up!”
Psychiatrists thought it complete madness.
Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons were in stitches and decided to wash their hands of the whole
Internists examined it thoroughly and pronounced it a bitter pill to
Plastic Surgeons considered it to be just a façade.
Podiatrists thought it might be a step forward.
Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
Anesthesiologists thought the particulars were a little hazy.
Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the
XXXXs in Washington.