Health Care Debate Humor

This is making the rounds on the internet:

The American Medical Association has just weighed in on the new Obama health care proposals:

Allergists voted to scratch it.

Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling something good might come out
of it.

Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.

Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!”

Pediatricians replied, “Oh, grow up!”

Psychiatrists thought it complete madness.

Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons were in stitches and decided to wash their hands of the whole
thing.

Internists examined it thoroughly and pronounced it a bitter pill to
swallow.

Plastic Surgeons considered it to be just a façade.

Podiatrists thought it might be a step forward.

Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

Anesthesiologists thought the particulars were a little hazy.

Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the
XXXXs in Washington.

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: